"California is on a curve. Not even a curve...a trajectory.
People get frustrated with government..."
DUH.
"Better looking candidates actually do Do better than ugly people. In fact I had a girl in one of my classes intent on convincing everybody how suave Bill Clinton is. I just keep telling her to let it go... "
"I once had two [idiot] students who asked if me if they could do extra credit. guess what they did? They made a joke phone call about killing the president. Then they were held for 7 hours in the interrogation room"
Ah, I love my prof.