Automatic Fail

I fail at life.
It seems to me that I encounter bad things from one right on to the next.
My Quest to getting a Driver's License:
When I finally decide to GET my driver's license my parents lose my original birth certificate. I then have to request for a new one from the government which took about 5-6 months including the period in which I had to ask two friends in Davis to swear on my behalf that I am in fact Maggie Yue. After I get my birth certificate I go get my permit. After passing, I realized I had forgotten my glasses for the vision test.
This means another trip to the DMV.
FINALLY Today I go to take my test- and guess what? The car I am driving is not mine but Dan's. He loses he Insurance and registration in the car and cant seem to find it. After being nearly late for my test I am FINALLY IN THE CAR READY FOR MY TEST.
All seems well as I am showing all the signals, buttons and such. The instructor gets in the car and I drive for about 3 minutes until we hit the first intersection with a three-way stop sign.
A car from my left randomly appears there (which usually doesnt happen). I stop and keep going completely ignoring that car I cannot seem to see with my eyes.
Result? Automatic fail for violating the right-of-way of that non-existent left turn vehicle.

I will never be able to drive.

On top of that, I have a kink on my neck, a HUGE migraine.

I hope things get better this week.